Stairs of DEATH!

So..I don't drink. (anymore) Friday I joined some buddies at McGrady's and (oh my g!) I decided to have one beer. SOBER! Well leaving the parking lot, I decided to back in to a BMW...fleeing the scene since my car was fine. That night, I also fell off my bed and bruised my tail bone. Anyways, the next day..my girlfriends and I were having a conversation about falling down stairs and how we all thought we were the only ones who had a fear of falling down them and dying. My luck, the next morning as I'm walking down my stairs before work...I fall down them and BROKE my already bruised tail bone. And yes, it hurts to do absolutely EVERYTHING....think of anything, ask, and I will tell you it hurts.